Unserious workplace diagnostics.
Workplace quizzes, meeting calculators, and lightly hostile office-culture tools. Made to send a coworker after opening your calendar.
For the joke you send once, use the break room. For the team ritual people come back to every workday, use Halftime.
Should this be a meeting?
Five questions. One letter grade. Find out if that meeting in your calendar deserves to exist.
Email Tinder
Ten rounds. Head to head. Crown the worst corporate email in your life, then send the verdict to your team.
Meeting Bingo
Generate a card for your next status call. Mark the clichés. Try not to win too fast.
Meeting Archetype
Six questions. Eight archetypes. Find out if you're The Ghost, The Sprinter, or The Agenda Captain.
Corporate Jargon Tier List
Rank 20 overused phrases from S to F. Send your take to your team. Watch the debate unfold.
Corporate Buzzword Generator
Generate suspiciously plausible strategy phrases. Synergy has never sounded worse.
Corporate Excuse Generator
Generate a polished reason for why the thing is not quite done yet. Somehow, it sounds strategic.
Life in Meetings Calculator
Two sliders. One brutal number. Find out how many months of your life meetings have quietly eaten.
Red Flags: Company Edition
25 warning signs. Tick the ones on your employer (or the one interviewing you). Get a verdict.